Vanilla Bordello is a businesswoman heading for a crisis. If she doesn't find out why her dreams are stuffed with anchovies, she'll surely go mad. But when professional analyst, Orinoco Elpreto turns up to help, it's obvious things can only get worse.
Meet Nanny Fran, Georgina, Zimmerstein, Delmar Anchovy, JJ, Daisy May, Egg and Bacon and be witness to the sidesplitting moments when the gigantic PC Ingle, with his deep spaghetti bolognese voice, comes on the scene in this frolic through the unexpected.
From fashionistas to kidnappers, Anchovy Tree will keep you entertained until the lights go out.
And to complicate matters, Vanilla is a woman in a muddle who doesn't know if she's homosexual, bisexual, tri-sexual or just plain greedy. And when she has a baby to resolve her issues, things really take a dive to the bottom of the ocean.
A must read for everyone no matter what their sexual orientation.

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