The humorous horror trilogy: available here as one box-set (though the titles below are also available individually elsewhere on Amazon).

THE WEDDING FEAST

Philip awakes, naked and chained to the floor by wrist and ankle, in the ramshackle dwelling of a family of murderous inbreds. His only hope of rescue lies with Matilda, their hideously deformed and needy daughter, who lurks in the shadows in her bloodied wedding dress. But what will she require of him in return? And will it give him carpet burns?

Matilda has lived in the darkness all her life. Finally, an Outsider has appeared, a man who - with a little good-natured prodding - can save her from her brutal father and show her what life is like outside the House. But how will she go down at his mother's bridge club?

TETHERED

Abigail awakes, naked and vulnerable, in pitch darkness. Her wrists and ankles have been manacled to the floor. One by one, her brutal, troll-like captors come to visit her. Time is short; she is to be the feast at their wedding that night. And just when she thinks things can get no worse, her husband turns up.

Elsewhere, three friends spring a young woman from her cage at an animal experimentation centre. To survive, they must stay one step ahead of the government agent who is determined to recapture her. But was it wise for them to leave her alone in an old caravan in the woods whilst they go off for with two frisky old-aged pensioners for tea and custard-creams?

THE LAST OF THE NEANDERTHALS

Matilda has been living rough for ten years, foraging Outsiders in the woods as best she can. But now she has been brought in from the cold: her Family have tired of being exterminated, one House at a time, and have resolved to make a last stand against humanity. Their chosen battleground; the bars and sex-shops of Margate sea-front.

This is her last chance of redemption, to be forgiven by her own kind for betraying them all those years ago. She will stand or fall with them, whatever the cost. And maybe even find herself a new Beloved on the way...

Watch out for the next horror title, "The Craving", due for publication on Amazon on 8th June 2014.

*Warning: contains fantasy horror, frequent nudity, and highly inappropriate use of custard creams*

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