Jena Morgan, Atlantic City's favorite go-go dancer, may have overreacted when she found her boyfriend balls deep in a stripper called Candy. Instead of washing her eyeballs with bleach, she drank a bottle of tequila and bought a house off the internet. A house far away from her cheating, criminal of an ex-boyfriend.

A house in Scotland.

As soon as she turns up to claim her new home, Jena finds out exactly why you shouldn't 'one-click' houses while falling-down drunk. It was a dump. With no money, and no skills outside of shaking her booty, Jena does the only thing she can do -- she throws herself into the biggest DIY project the Highlands have ever seen.

Since Jena's arrival in town, Officer Matt Donaldson's workload has tripled. The woman is a menace, gorgeous yes, but definitely a few sandwiches short of a picnic. Her only discernible skill seems to be causing chaos wherever she goes. Which is why Matt isn't surprised when her ex-boyfriend turns out to be a member of the New Jersey mob.

Although Jena's ex has come to Scotland to win her back, she wants nothing to do with him -- a reaction the mobster does not take well. Overnight, Matt's job morphs from hunting missing cats and breaking up fights at the old folk's home, to chasing down the mob and keeping Jena alive. And he's trying to do it all while remaining professional enough to keep his hands off his sexy, but whacky, American charge.

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