"The best books are those in which the characters come alive before your eyes" Telegraph & Argos

'I've never read a story quite like this, but it was such fun I consumed it in one sitting. As we are introduced to the well observed, larger than life characters I felt I was watching a very British sit-com. We have Bradford, a corner shop, wacky characters, shopping at Primani, a knickerless caravan dweller, dozens of shoes and plenty of booze' Amazon Review


A corner shop, a lottery machine and a bamboo bike...
Shaz and Trace balance spreadsheets by day, but by night drink vodka and dance with their crazy Aunt Sheila in the magical wardrobe.
As the country is hit with Brexit fever, mother has her bags packed in case she gets deported whilst gossiping with the likes of Tattoo Tony, Mad Mush Martha and Dammit Janet.
Shaz is doing her best to avoid the creepy centre-parted Rajeev and his pet goat. However, her sister Trace is drawn to the charms of the lovely Channing Chopra who is from the posh end of town.
A short story of drinking and dancing while the strange barman Bachittar watches on... tutting...

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• Publication Date: September 23, 2017
• Text-to-Speech: Enabled
• Lending: Disabled
• Print Length: 83 Pages
• File Size: 26 KB