This is a hilarious book of absolutely useless advice. It will make you laugh out loud. It is packed with jokes and one-liners pretending to be serious advice. It parodies self-help books. It will appeal to kids and people with a juvenile sense of humour.

Here are some examples:

• As you go through life remember these two words which will open many doors for you: push and pull.

• Change is inevitable - except from vending machines.

• When playing tennis try harder on the early points in a game as they are worth 15 points, later points are only worth 10.

• When one door closes another one opens; good advice unless you are fitting kitchen cabinets.

• Shoes will last twice as long if you only wear them every other day.

• When doing a crossword puzzle, you can use letters from across clues to help solve down clues.

Share some useless advice with family and friends - everyone needs a good laugh.

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• Humor & Entertainment

• Text-to-Speech: Disabled
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• Print Length: 107 Pages