Welcome to the Goopocalypse -- where wellness is big business, self-care is basically a full-time job, and kale rules everything around us.

Karen Dawson never set out to become a wellness warrior. She was just your average suburban mom, juggling life's chaos with a strong cup of coffee and a decent sense of humor. But when she gets pulled into the bizarre world of modern self-care -- think $99 "Quantum Detox Serums," moon-charged water, and yoga pants that promise to align your chakras -- she realizes she might be in over her head.

Things go from ridiculous to downright surreal when Karen's best friend ropes her into the Detox Dome, an exclusive wellness retreat run by a guru with more charisma than credibility. Trapped in a kale-scented paradise of overpriced nonsense, Karen soon finds herself on a mission: to escape with her sanity -- and her savings -- intact.

Packed with sharp wit, hilariously relatable moments, and a cast of characters who take wellness just a little too seriously, Escaping the Goopocalypse is a laugh-out-loud satire for anyone who's ever side-eyed a $30 green juice or questioned if their aura really needs cleansing.

If you've ever wondered whether activated coffee is worth the hype (spoiler: it's not), this book is for you.

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